Nobody Ever Said I Was A Classy Broad

Here I sit, drinking 2/$8 champagne out of an old Pom Tea glass and eating cheap Hershey's chocolate by myself on a Friday night. I'm wondering... do I actually have to adopt the cats, or will dozens just one day appear in my house? I think one of my roommates may be allergic, so perhaps I should postpone cat-ladyitis and get a temporary social life until I can afford to live alone. Also: I learned to knit a few years ago, and really didn't enjoy it. Is there some other hobby that a future cat-lady such as myself could take up? Like cross-stitch or skeet shooting? Is there a handbook or official rules somewhere? I just want to be prepared.