Every Claim You Stake

Just another piece of damning evidence in my case claiming that Slate is stalking me: What's Up, G?

as compared to

What's G? I Wish I Knew

It's okay, Slate. Your stalking is more Edward-Cullen-cute than John-Hinckley-creepy. I'll take what I can get.

Cute Overload?

Aww. This little guy almost makes me not hate spiders with a blinding fury.

Almost.