The Winner Is...

I just learned, via Michael Slezak in Entertainment Weekly, that "ahat" is an acceptable term in magazine journalism. An abbreviation of, of course, my favorite insult, "asshat." I assume. Michael Slezak, first you make a veiled Veronica Mars reference (it may not have been intentional but I know that your mention of "My Pretty Pony" was, at least subconsciously, a nod to Paul Rudd's fictional band rather than the series of dolls that predated My Little Pony) and then you shorten "asshat" in new and exciting ways? Maybe I have a new favorite EW writer on my hands, dude.